Here's how the game works: You take a Highlander quote, and replace one word in it with the word "pants." It's really funny! Here are a few of my results:
Here are some Methos quotes done this way:
Methos: Really Joe, people running around, living forever, chopping each other's pants off.
Methos: Why would pants tell the truth?
Methos re: Richie: How could he? She's got him tingling in pants he never knew he had.
Methos: A couple of Medieval songwriters come up with the idea of pants one rainy day, and you embrace it as a lifestyle.
Duncan: Would you rather I had no pants at all?
Kristin: Who are you?
Methos: A man who was born long before the age of pants.
Alexa: Do women really fall for pants
Methos: I have no idea, I've never used pants before.
Methos: Pants like that, you're lucky if you find one every ten lifetimes.
Methos: It's my pants isn't it? Yep, it's the pants
Methos: The alternative is pants.
Methos: Paris is too full of pants, even the French don't like pants.
Methos: I know she's pants, okay? You are all pants.
philosophical Methos: You spend whatever time you have left dying, or you spend it living...with pants.
Methos: Remember Highlander: Live, grow pants, fight another day.
Methos: I'm too old for pants.