Part 1: Comical Quotes "These guys should sell tickets"-Richie Ryan 'The Gathering' "I'm Connor MacLeod- same clan, different vintage"-Connor 'The Gatheing' Connor: A mere pinprick Duncan: By my count you look more like a pin cushion -'The Gathering' "I'm on like, uh, 'America's Funniest Home Videos,' right?-Richie 'The Gathering' Duncan: My father couldn't understand what had happened Richie: Who could? Man, he musta freaked. I mean there you were, all of the sudden on you feet again- zombie in a kilt. 'Family Tree' Richie: What do you guys got anyway- secret handshake? Duncan: Tattoo -'The Innocent Man' Duncan: I already have my little black book out. Tessa: I've seen it. It's 300 years out of date. -'Road Not Taken' "Now this is an interesting test of reflexes; can you turn and fire that thing before I skewer you?"- Duncan MacLeod 'Bad Day in Building A' "I'm telling you, you can always buy new clothes, but you can not buy a new head!"- Richie 'Sea Witch' "I'm just callin' them as I see 'em."- Richie 'Eye Witness' Tessa: Why do I argue with you? Duncan: Because you are contrary by nature. Tessa: I am not. Duncan: Yes, you are. Tessa: No, I am not. Duncan: Yes, you are. Tessa: No, I am not. Duncan: See what I mean. - 'The Beast Below' Tessa: Friend of yours? Duncan: No, just a bad habbit. -'The Lady and the Tiger' Clown: Amanda wouldn't lie to me. Duncan: Trust me, you wouldn't be the first man she's made a clown of. 'The Lady and the Tiger' Amanda: (suggestively) You haven't let me thank you properly for saving my life. Duncan: Send me a card. 'The Lady and the Tiger" Elaine: How'd you get to be so smart? Duncan: Trial and error. Like a rat bumps into a lot of walls until he finally learns the maze. Lots of trial and error. ' Avenging Angel' Tessa: You've been hacking on the computer again. Duncan: Yeah, well it's either that or fill out twenty forms and wait six months. Duncan: I'm meeting an old friend. Richie: Oh. Wait, old as in(makes sword noises). Duncan: Yeah(Sword noises)- 'Studies in Light' Linda: Why'd you do that? Duncan: Do what? Linda: Run into the burning building. Duncan: (sarcastically) Because that's where the fire was? 'Studies in Light' Amanda: Why don't you believe me MacLeod? Duncan: Experience. -'The Return of Amanda' Duncan: There's this guy watching you, you know. Amanda: There usually is. -'The Return of Amanda' Amanda: You really expect me to steal, don't you? Duncan: I expect sharks to bite, too. Don't tske it personally. 'The Return of Amanda'